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January 12, 2020

Living on the fast lane, be won't be contributing to just quite anything except bringing myself closer to my own private jet plane. This is the game I've been playing, and I've been playing it too long, but I know that I'll outlast all off you, so don't even try to kee...

January 5, 2020

Maybe a bit neurotic, but I still got it: a bit of surplus energy to keep me moving ahead in the game. And just so you know, Fap's the name, so don't forget it or wear it out, as you watch me dance on my dastardly adventures know that as entertained as you are, it isn'...

December 28, 2019

Now it's time for this savage king to declare himself divine! A ruler of aethereal dimensions, and certainly of my own mind. So back off as I'm thinking about matters beyond your comprehension. Please just don't go and get in my god damn way son, for there's a rebellio...

December 21, 2019

We live in a world of faulty architecture, both physical and mental, our trappings being of our own creations. Maniacs and jokers, propped up by our own justifications and rationale, themselves created from lies and propaganda. Our spirituality is nothing but a disease...

October 5, 2019

The things the Fap could do to you once he gets within your proximity are boundless in imagination and depravity. If there is an orifice prepared for it be filled. If there is a body part prepared for it to be covered in goo. The Fap leaves no area of perversion untouc...

September 7, 2019

Running around with the rimmed fanny pack, giving my friends and foes equally a heart attack with my wild antics and strange behavior, but don't think this is in error. I'm the cream cheese pimp and I strut shit with confidence, so take it up with God, I ain't religiou...

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